“We don’t need long vows,” my husband said.

My husband said we don’t need long vows on the civil marriage day, so no need to write anything down. He said, “Let’s just speak from the heart.” I believed him. We got to the courthouse, it was his time to say his vows, guess what?

This man chanted his long vows like poetry. Ah! I asked him right there, did you write your vows? He said, “Yea, I did” Meanwhile my vows were just all over the place. Okay, 1-0. White wedding will show the “two both of us” who the real writer is. Please, don’t beg me.